Step 1: Argue about who's who and get the yellow cross.
Step 2: Drink Beer and eat a big bag of crisps/chips.
Step 3: Get a Optimus Prime mask on and trip over a chair.
Step 4: Skip to step 6.
Step 6: Eat the Rubik's cube and diguest it out to step get to step 10.
Step 10: Play the guitar about a hot girl.
Step 8: Call up a hooker with a 2002 phone?
Step 11: Drop it down the toilet.
THERE YOU GO!! YOU JUST SOLVED THE RUBIKS CUBE!!!