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  • Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay


    Added on Monday 14 June 2010 13:46:13
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    Plagued for years by swirling rumors about its sexuality, soccer has finally come out, becoming the world's first openly gay sport.



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  • COMMONREF

    @JensStarum1 it really isnt, its a european sport. Bro its gay
    Friday 10 February 2012 03:41:55
  • theboredone131

    Oh yeah, people who dont realize the gay means HAPPY. They also fail to realize that this is THE ONION! A fake news group that does nothing but satire.I love how everyone takes this as a real news cast instead of a fake satire that has next to no basis in ACTUAL NEWS.
    Thursday 09 February 2012 23:56:16
  • theboredone131

    @Fnatickae2000 Oh great, another Englishman who thinks he is superior to everyone else based purely off of where he is from and throwing his biased opinions around with out meeting any actual Americans to make real opinion instead of a horribly biased one. Similiar to the completely incorrect assumptions/jokes/opinions like the French are cowards or all Muslims are terrorist. Completely incorrect yet people still believe it because they have never met a Frenchman or a Muslim irl.
    Thursday 09 February 2012 23:53:54
  • cocojumbo555

    HAHAHAHA... The hamburger-eating god-fearing gold-digging puritan-priest-cum-drinking pile of ignorant (painfully ignorant) hate blubber has spoken again.. Satire is supposed to be funny.. that's just stupid aka american.
    Thursday 09 February 2012 22:31:44
  • michaelhutman99

    Its just also been announced.... Yes thats right NFL is just a GAY version of Rugby.... As the americans fat pussy culture pads and helmets were brought into the sport and the game slowed down to help them cope...
    Thursday 09 February 2012 15:38:21
  • trueblood4814

    The funniest thing about this is how many people think this is real! hahaha :D
    Thursday 09 February 2012 13:02:06
  • JensStarum1

    I find it funny how only americans call it soccer. Football is the world sport, so if anyone is gay, then it's you USA. Now fuck off. You only make yourself look stupid.
    Thursday 09 February 2012 11:57:04
  • xMetalWangx

    I always knew soccer was gay. I guess that makes Europe a continent of faggots.
    Thursday 09 February 2012 07:10:17
  • GarrettC92

    It's satire. Chill the fuck out.
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 21:24:32
  • lamota14

    @Fnatickae2000 Why would you try and make fun of wrestling knowing a wrestler could beat the shit out of you in real life? Pussy
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 21:11:48
  • Sasudela

    @lenesu86 Yes, I knew that. The Onion makes fun of every sport, just so you know.
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 18:43:38
  • Sasudela

    @aslacuentayya Australia.
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 18:43:08
  • icyfranky24

    @Fnatickae2000 maybe if you could spell language
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 16:50:14
  • passthecondom

    @lenesu86 270 million gays worldwide then
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 16:41:41
  • lenesu86

    @Sasudela soccer is the worlds dominant sport with over 270 million active players worldwide.
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 15:33:37
  • aslacuentayya

    What other countries besides the US uses the word "soccer"?
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 14:33:39
  • Sasudela

    @lenesu86 Stupid Europeans are mad that Americans don't care about soccer.
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 11:34:48
  • lenesu86

    Stupid americans are jelous that noone in the world cares about their american footbal
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 02:49:22
  • raptorbob1993

    Haha, chill guys, I love soccer, it's a beautiful game. But this is just a joke. The Onion is a big joke. I personally find it hilarious. 
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 00:58:18
  • xNinjaxPandax

    This comment thread needs more use of "YANKS" and absurd discussions of sport sexual orientation.
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 00:19:59
  • Dieselfeel

    @Fnatickae2000 The English language is of Latin decent you dumb fuck, so to say one country owns English is blasphemous. The United States does not have one definite language, it is a melting pot of all languages and cultures. Don't be so ignorant and jealous of America's supremacy over the world. There has always been a superior nation in the world. Right now it's America's turn.
    Wednesday 08 February 2012 00:13:10
  • TheRationalDude

    @milky76 It's a joke, calm down dude. They make fun of american football, basketball..the president..everything. It's the Onion
    Tuesday 07 February 2012 22:35:39
  • eagleclawproduction1

    @Fnatickae2000 ITSSATIREYOUIDIOTANDTHELANGUAGEOFTHEUSISINCOMPREHENSIBLESHOUTING!!!!!!
    Tuesday 07 February 2012 19:27:18
  • eagleclawproduction1

    @milky76 IMSORRYFORDISTURBINGYOUBUTIFYOUAREGONNAMAKEFUNOFUSATLEASTDOITINOURNATIVELAGUAGEOFINCOMPREHENSIBLESHOUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Tuesday 07 February 2012 19:25:15
  • AngryRedBanjo

    Seen alot of soccer ( football) and football (handegg). In one, a bunch of guys run and prance rather elk-like after a ball with their hands up alot and if someone is hurt, it's by a savage kick in the shin. In the other, a bunch of guys run directly into each other after a ball rather bull-like and if someone is hurt they often are unconscious. Guess they are both kinda gay.
    Tuesday 07 February 2012 18:19:34
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