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    Dorky self defense teachers teaches dorky self defence for dorks.

    Quite possibly the lamest self defense techniques ever taught.



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  • linyonglan

    This is one of the best no no nonsense self-defense videos on Youtube. Please tell me the names of the instructors or the name of the video. Thanks!
    Tuesday 07 February 2012 21:43:08
  • smiguet

    and it's another episode of ow my balls....
    Sunday 05 February 2012 17:33:56
  • smiguet

    I keep expecting to hear.... "How about the my nuts to your knee attack? hmmm?" "I am bleeding more,making me the victor!" "We trained him wrong as a joke." I never tire of the video.I wonder if the guys who did this are still around...:)
    Sunday 05 February 2012 17:30:28
  • syscero

    Real life for sure.
    Saturday 04 February 2012 21:04:20
  • DoomGamer3000

    How well with this work if they have a piece of fruit?
    Saturday 04 February 2012 10:53:10
  • SolidOrange85

    Self Defense = Glock
    Monday 16 January 2012 20:19:41
  • llbb010

    This was hard to watch but some of the things were good for just getting away say if your friend gets mad at you or something. My friends and I wrestle each other on the trampoline and their little sisters jump on me and dig their nails in til I bleed so next time they get on me imma do the elbow flip thingy :D Light version of course
    Friday 13 January 2012 01:02:11
  • OliveSauce100

    Weird.
    Wednesday 11 January 2012 02:55:34
  • Vbudo

    If this is lame... what about the person who edited the person to make it look even sillier?
    Thursday 05 January 2012 00:52:04
  • dunecigar

    A bit dated, and edited not too seriously, but the principles are sound.
    Sunday 25 December 2011 23:06:05
  • rsetha01

    lol so hard, i can see the choke defense working. can you imagine violently jabbing some guys adam apple? if life and death, aim for the eyes. if they come behind or choke you on the ground, you are screwed.
    Tuesday 13 December 2011 01:17:27
  • draydrone

    these are straightforward and very effective
    Monday 05 December 2011 18:59:56
  • felipelicon

    Actually, these techniques are quite effective.
    Monday 05 December 2011 15:32:01
  • Cruzanracer

    "Howdy doodat?!" Oooh, this vid made my day! Some great ideas as I'm now getting my family ready for the end days.
    Friday 02 December 2011 13:45:57
  • rbt4rbt

    Some of the things in this video I thought were rather clever.
    Saturday 26 November 2011 07:25:31
  • ConnorRunsFree

    choke. full bore? choke. waaaahh wuuuhhh.
    Wednesday 16 November 2011 23:53:34
  • BlakesleeJ

    It's good to see that some martial arts moves come in handy for people who don't have such extensive training. I think it's rather important for everyone to have some sort of knowledge about self defense. It all goes back to kung fu and Eastern culture though. If you're into that kind of stuff you should watch Films of Fury. It is such a great way to see how the arts work in movies, bitly .com/uBGPir.
    Wednesday 02 November 2011 18:08:40
  • superhybridfighter

    @scythe0704 ... but as well as a BJJ practitioner, I am also a self protection instructor with experience in many other forms of martial arts, including a 4th Dan black belt in Karate which is where the bullshit Jodan zuki technique comes from that I mentioned in my comment to the other guy. I have worked in the security industry for many years dealing with violent confrontation, and believe me, the stuff in this vid is more useful than some martial arts in their entirety.
    Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:58:02
  • superhybridfighter

    @scythe0704 I don't seem to recall saying that BJJ guys always pull guard, this isn't 1993 any more, pulling guard would be a dumb thing to do in any situation, I was merely making a point to the person I was commenting to, the same point you've made here in fact, that all the positions, joint locks or chokes that BJJ is famous for won't do you the slightest bit of good if you find yourself on the floor and having your head used for football practice. I also do BJJ and it is a great art.
    Tuesday 25 October 2011 16:49:33
  • Tubyubber

    epic. I once made 4:35 as a gif and used it as an avatar, it's that great.
    Tuesday 18 October 2011 00:25:16
  • ChiStriker

    @cherimelle LOL
    Friday 14 October 2011 21:37:46
  • cherimelle

    @DNTZproductions hahaa thanks :{DD xx
    Thursday 13 October 2011 14:02:07
  • DNTZProductions

    @cherimelle Its easier with the middle finger and the pointer finger on the bottom as a support to not break you finger if you miss
    Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:45:44
  • yoganpoke

    HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME!!! U CAN'T HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!
    Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:33:21
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