President Faces Down Monster In Action-Packed Schedule

President Faces Down Monster In Action-Packed Schedule

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Added on Thursday 11 December 2008 18:17:57
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The press secretary tells reporters that before the president can defeat the monster, he'll have to defeat his greatest enemy of all: his own doubts.

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TheYouwontgetit

they just plan everything the president does...
Tuesday 01 November 2011 07:40:39
paul1mdrn

Wtf hahaha!
Monday 17 October 2011 09:52:06
zzyzx0788

Indepence Day?
Tuesday 09 August 2011 21:36:31
kennymcormick100

transformers?
Friday 17 June 2011 17:00:50
Reborn8303

and Will Smith will play the President
Friday 17 June 2011 16:45:22
spacestick1

this is the basic plot of EVERY monster movie ever made.lol
Sunday 05 June 2011 06:24:44
hldx9

I haven't seen Cloverfield yet, but this vaguely sounds like the plot of Independence Day :)
Sunday 05 June 2011 05:46:54
mahatmacote

This was made by grown men. I despair
Wednesday 01 June 2011 20:24:58
alphamax03

"It's not working! Bin Laden is growing stronger by the minute!"
Sunday 29 May 2011 17:48:11
325982668

if you replace marines with seals, and Manhattan with Abottabad it's like he's describing the Bin Laden assassination.
Wednesday 25 May 2011 15:10:31
caporock

Apparently the President stole my script for my next big monster film: "Attack of the Giant Mutant Monster Thing"
Thursday 28 April 2011 18:00:02
Stylemaster911

Crysis 2? xD
Sunday 03 April 2011 21:11:00
MrSpiderman14

Cloverfield, i just finished watching that movie and i now know where they got their motivation from
Friday 01 April 2011 02:30:39
vjm3

WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS I NEED MORE NAKED CHICKS!!
Sunday 27 March 2011 14:16:33
FranklinFalcons999

The Event It's eggzacly like the event on NBC Awesome show
Sunday 20 March 2011 20:44:07
fazbad1988

more like godzilla. manhattan, guns not working. getting stronger. all the phrase got in godzilla movie.
Friday 18 March 2011 16:43:38
Jackpot1990

independence day!!!!!
Sunday 13 March 2011 00:20:38
Canadium

Independence Day.
Thursday 03 March 2011 01:02:14
MistaMajikalMoshos

"Better production values and shittier writing". I just love how well this applies to the likes of Transformers...
Monday 21 February 2011 22:46:11
TwistedStarPro

Ah, the Cloverfield tactic. Excellent choice, sir.
Saturday 05 February 2011 11:51:35
killuminati91112

@hellraizr666 where are the jedis
Friday 04 February 2011 23:41:36
Trevor10

soo is this a plot of a movie?
Friday 04 February 2011 17:10:50
0zeroburn

Amazing how they got this scheduled around the clouds appearing to cast shadows on the president's face...
Wednesday 02 February 2011 19:33:27
THEFLAGOFNOTHING1

This sounds just like Independence Day and Armageddon combined I live the part where he says that this schedule will happen again only with even more horrible writing
Sunday 30 January 2011 11:44:25
THEFLAGOFNOTHING1

This sounds just like Independence Day and Armageddon combined
Sunday 30 January 2011 11:43:20