Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On Go

Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On Go

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Added on Tuesday 09 December 2008 10:46:00
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From our Bangladesh channel: The Smart Stitch is being hailed as a revolutionary garment factory that fits in the palm of your hand.

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godlordy

they're gonna hate you guys so much in the future when they are more educated
Thursday 02 February 2012 22:05:04
h0rnd0917

Obama wants to keep shitty jobs in America and on the books
Saturday 26 November 2011 11:31:53
TheYouwontgetit

those fucking sluts were working just 16 hours a day...??? ...no wonder my sneakers are so expensive... ...make them work fucking harder and longer...!!!
Tuesday 01 November 2011 07:48:52
Mehtaphorical

I think my Blackberry is secretly a Smart Stitch...
Monday 10 October 2011 13:13:58
WolfJ3ane

@InweTaralom lol and when u do u get thrown out of the job with no way to support you 9 kids, your mother and husbands family and your pet goat
Monday 26 September 2011 00:47:56
Rajyrr

How much would it cost to hire people to whip them at home, further increasing productivity of my company by 21%?
Saturday 17 September 2011 18:08:49
marine5546

lmao they said 811 countries and 9 billion viewers. there are 196 countries and only 6 billion people in the world
Wednesday 14 September 2011 21:45:01
paulod27

This is a parody for those of you who are too dumb not to realise! But, it does raise the importancy of how poor and vulnerable people are forced to work as slaves for ruthless sweatshop bosses! The sweatshops would love to have a products like this in order to demean and control these unfortunate souls even more!
Monday 08 August 2011 11:09:56
sshahria

@almabatard Yah. The subtitles are accurate.
Monday 01 August 2011 18:53:21
almabatard

@pandas941 so they really say what is subtitled? I thought they were all saying stupid stuff like "right now people think we're saying what is in the subtitles, but they are fucking idiots cause they don't understand what we're saying, we rule the world, etc."
Saturday 23 July 2011 11:27:16
KalamitiMusic

Revolutionary!
Friday 08 July 2011 14:19:12
terrorlord15

lol "till i pass out from exhaustion" and lol whipping seemed to be the most productive besides the smart stitch.
Thursday 07 July 2011 17:23:10
pandas941

No way! An onion video in my mother tongue language? How did they do that????
Sunday 26 June 2011 20:03:21
ananse77

@kingspider1000 Sweetie, the whole thing is fake. It's a joke.
Saturday 25 June 2011 22:43:03
hardtechnoboy

LOL @ 1:02 "Now I can keep sewing until I pass out from exhaustion"
Monday 20 June 2011 19:12:42
SlumberCloud

"great" a 5 hour energy drink ad right before a sweatshop video...
Thursday 16 June 2011 18:49:17
hepcat288

Really bad job at translating, I must say
Sunday 05 June 2011 02:16:04
marvesmarves

Are these guys part of the satire, or the onion just stole this scene on someone and dubbed it?
Saturday 04 June 2011 04:44:38
hp1975

Hey, the second newscaster was on an episode of Outsourced, the TV show! He was the boss of the call center upstairs during the air conditioning/paint wars! Outsourced RIP
Monday 30 May 2011 13:44:59
TheTrueElmo

@MechaArnzilla sad thing is "it makes me feel like a god" is something that isn't completely unnatural for me to have heard before in person
Sunday 29 May 2011 16:19:43
supercow86

LOL It's funny, but it's so true that they are over worked for such awful income.
Sunday 22 May 2011 14:27:29
hamiltonjsh

NO GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS!! ;)
Thursday 12 May 2011 02:33:14
JSasRays

@sewingmachineheaven lol. you have sewingmachine in your name.
Friday 29 April 2011 02:31:29
KramLlessur

@sewingmachineheaven Its a joke.
Sunday 24 April 2011 19:56:35
USER1046

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Monday 11 April 2011 11:23:16