ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS "COUNSEL":..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA--OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE'LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 --GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
omg would you people stop writting hints on youtube that the onion is fake. dont you realize its more funny when people think its real so stop giving hints
@VelaToNorma7 hey asshole, I said I didn't notice it was from Onion, I just had a quick look at the video and thought it was real, and come on, journalism in America is that sensationalist. This video is a satire so well done, that I bought it, at the secound look, I got it.
i never really get what onion satires. or i dont have examples. but this one i have seen before a lot. where people do something and they try to shed information on a cause and news people are always like "ok w/ew/e **** that" "sooooo about what you did"
@newcoyote Alright listen, sorry I called you an ass. I don't even know you and I'm certain you're a very fine person. There's already enough discord and anger in this world, without me causing more over something totally unnessesary. So I apoligize and hope you have a pleasant day.
@CarriedFarAway Sorry for taking so long getting back(1 Hour). I've only just stopped crying now. I'm pathetic. I know. Should I get help? Kill myself? Seek Jesus? I am lost soul. Thank you for caring cunt.
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