How To Wax Your Floors Without Slipping, Severing Your Spine

How To Wax Your Floors Without Slipping, Severing Your Spine

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Added on Wednesday 28 January 2009 17:23:00
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Author Jerry Bloom visits Today Now to explain how you can make your kitchen floor shine without falling and paralyzing yourself for life.

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JTPWALKER

the heart transplant joke had me laughing so fucking hard XD
Thursday 26 January 2012 23:23:37
flamingarse1

XD this may be horrid but i actually had a decent smile on my face
Monday 23 January 2012 05:59:38
lawnboyinthehood1980

Seems legit
Friday 13 January 2012 08:36:12
L4MD4

@triplequeen That's why it's funny :)
Friday 13 January 2012 00:27:08
freakingrandom12345

Fallout shelter into a sex dungeon? They must have been playing new Vegas...
Wednesday 28 December 2011 13:32:14
TheYouwontgetit

i hope the second from the left in the bottom row gets the heart...
Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:36:53
gamerunknown

Do we get to vote for the person who gets the heart?
Thursday 13 October 2011 19:14:24
jc666jc

SICK not a humerous inuendo...
Sunday 09 October 2011 21:55:52
MrBartoloification

"So, really, it is her fault that you're now trapped in a prison-like body." LMAO
Tuesday 04 October 2011 17:02:12
Lucky466

wow, every 2nd comment is some "genius" spreading the amazing news that this is fake. plz stfu, it ruins the video for so many people who are new to the onion, and those who have seen it before and get to watch people's reactions
Sunday 18 September 2011 11:34:46
Lucky466

OMG THE HEART TRANSPLANT THING WAS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST PART
Sunday 18 September 2011 11:33:01
eldrewto55

Man, that's dark...
Friday 16 September 2011 18:11:23
EltBerserker

@beet111 you got trolled
Thursday 08 September 2011 14:29:59
alarik95

this is HILARIOUS! (Sparta)
Sunday 04 September 2011 12:23:52
Mossgate97

@DustynChaput You said obvious troll is obvious.
Friday 26 August 2011 14:39:25
Mossgate97

@katsumorymoto what are you talking about?
Monday 08 August 2011 12:25:23
beet111

@katsumorymoto you do relize that this is all fake. "theonion" makes fake news stories
Friday 05 August 2011 21:03:12
katsumorymoto

I for one am a skeptic. There is no evidence WHATSOEVER that wax exists. It was debunked. Obviously this video is a scam. There is no such thing as "wax". You people need to get an education. Stop handing your money to these con artists.
Tuesday 02 August 2011 00:46:44
vjm3

A women's always behind it.
Saturday 30 July 2011 08:56:26
tarnishedmercury

I am very interested in turning my fallout shelter into a sex dungeon
Friday 22 July 2011 15:56:12
Obsidian182

Please, stop telling people that it is a joke . If they are too stupid to realize that for themselves then let go on thinking its real.
Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:27:39
jamalaron

@daM1NT3 they just changed the color. I hope people dont freak out about this color change like they did to the yellow subscirbe button change
Friday 15 July 2011 21:48:33
daM1NT3

wtf youtube changed the player O.O
Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:42:55
XHighVoltsX

lol took me a while to work out, that this was fake lol, remindes me of good morning america
Monday 04 July 2011 07:39:37