this happend to me i called 911 while i was on fire a little hers how it went down....
911: hello what is your emrgency me:ahhhhhhh!!!! 911 sir are you ok calm down!
me:ahhhhh!!!! 911:sir we are traceing the call now me:omg im on fire ahhhhhh!
Why is the woman retarded?
1. She looked excited when she was calling 911.
2. She told people to get out of the kitchen but not herself (thinking she's the only one that can put herself to safety)
3. Have you seen her rolling on the floor (especially when she's not on fire)?
I will however say that for me the fire started because we had accidentally left the gas on with the lid covered for about half an hour, and when I unknowingly opened the lid after that continuous heating, the grease burst into flames: so it may have been somewhat stronger than a normal grease fire, but in any case I would advise everyone to familiarize themselves with the available counter measures because grease fires have the potential to cause devastating damage.
This is actually a horribly inaccurate representation of the actual situation.. this happened to me in my home when i was about 17 and by myself at home, and let me tell you, the flame burns like a DEMON and your body will register the threat to your life and you will be shaking in fear. And if the flame reaches and starts burning some other object, you literally have a minute or two before you will start to suffocate.I was fortunate that day but I swear on my life, this is NO LAUGHING MATTER.
step 1: you must get the fire as biggest as you can.
step 2:burn the house on purpose and get yourself on fire.
step 3; with the fire on you, burn other houses too.
step 4: burn yourself and die so you won't get arrested or caught.
step 1: you must go outside if its raining extremely hard.
step 2: call 911 and blame your neighbor.
step 3: when your neighbor gets arrested, laugh at them in your mind.
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