Added on Friday 05 June 2009 08:15:50
by TheOnion
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Designed with the frustrated, sleep-deprived parent in mind, the BabySafe Ball can withstand shaking, stabbing, and claims you wish it had never been born.
Ive heard of these before where do I buy one? It could roll around in the back of my pickup truck on long road trips, or if the product is as tough as she says I bet we could play soccer with the baby even though he's not old enough to walk yet.
@TheBoyofnothing And anybody who surfs YouTube and finds an Onion video, but doesn't realize that it's satire (because the Onion is not a real network, jesus) deserves to be stuffed into a BabySafe Ball.