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    Added on Tuesday 22 September 2009 08:14:57
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    Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber.



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  • godlordy

    just like the real congress
    Wednesday 01 February 2012 22:45:46
  • IMjustVikki

    JUST GET RID OF THE FUCKING BAT?!
    Tuesday 31 January 2012 14:52:57
  • Emper0rH0rde

    Meanwhile the bat is saying "LET ME OUT OF HERE! THERE'S POLITICIANS!"
    Friday 13 January 2012 23:38:25
  • TeMpThAnG

    call security? Lmao really?
    Wednesday 04 January 2012 16:22:51
  • PCEggo

    This accurately satires the people who waste my tax dollars debating how to waste even more of my tax dollars.
    Friday 30 December 2011 00:39:02
  • liv2scuba

    Seriously can't quit laughing.
    Monday 19 December 2011 16:05:24
  • ShinShia456

    um is this real?
    Tuesday 22 November 2011 20:36:12
  • samofah

    @DeadlyGrim you should work for the onion..lol
    Wednesday 16 November 2011 22:13:18
  • samofah

    Rep. Pronk Cummings is my favorite o-span representative!!
    Wednesday 16 November 2011 22:10:16
  • pat5168

    Pro tip: When trying to make an idea sound more credible, say "A few years ago I had the pleasure spending an afternoon with an 89 year old woman in South Carolina. She was active in her church and had worked hard all her life and on that particular afternoon _InsertCurrentSituationHere_ she _InsertIdeaHere_."
    Saturday 29 October 2011 17:37:15
  • TheSpeedPlays

    Good thing Helldragon isn't a politician, otherwise the fhit would hit the san.
    Monday 17 October 2011 18:01:51
  • michelleandbata

    we don`t have a large bowl :D shouldn't they be at least normal?
    Tuesday 27 September 2011 04:59:32
  • DeadlyGrim

    Hello! I am a commentator on the internet! I like to watch the Onion and suggest "improvements" that would remove all the subtlety and complexity from the joke and replace it with crass non-humor. I often will make statements confidently saying that this is satire of a current event, despite the fact that the video was made years ago. Sometimes, I believe that the Onion is real news. I am an idiot.
    Monday 19 September 2011 19:01:29
  • celestina742

    Not far from How Congress operates today.,,,wasting taxpayers money & taking endless time to decide a well known Obvious fact that could've been done more efficently by the Averageman.....
    Sunday 04 September 2011 19:31:43
  • wonderXify

    @Dhurak No
    Saturday 03 September 2011 19:36:42
  • DragonLordG

    ... bats are nocturnal. turning off the lights would make it more comfortable.
    Monday 22 August 2011 22:44:47
  • Midnaswolf47

    And we expect these guys to find a solution to our debt crisis?
    Saturday 30 July 2011 23:35:59
  • Doctorj63

    Cool
    Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:07:42
  • makeitmondos

    im using 311
    Thursday 23 June 2011 13:51:12
  • ScamallDorcha

    @MrDavkoz you know that this is comedy and that it is fake, right?
    Sunday 22 May 2011 16:05:27
  • sp0nge1337

    @Dexerion Aye.
    Thursday 05 May 2011 15:41:12
  • MrDavkoz

    @bandgeek8986 Yes, my comment was more along the lines of "art imitates life". Congress passing some inane legislation while our country slowly sinks into the abiss...
    Tuesday 29 March 2011 21:16:17
  • bandgeek8986

    @MrDavkoz You DO realize that The Onion is not a credible news source, right? This is a sketch.
    Tuesday 29 March 2011 16:14:02
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